Alan Smithee

Dear WPR Readers, Don’t Do THIS

Dear WPR Readers, Don’t Do THIS

For the love of Crom, don’t rush back into your burning house to save your Xbox from a fire. There are some things that money can fix and should via insurance and others that it can’t fix like a dumb ass dying in a fire trying to rescue his console. This potential Darwin Award winner […]

 Ryan Thomason

Show Us on the Doll Where This Man Hurt You

If you want to internet punch the guy behind the “Friday” fiasco, here he is. Commit this face to memory and start prowling the web streets.

 Ryan Thomason

MTV Has No Soul

The network that brings you such thought provoking cinema such as Jersey Shore, Teen Mom 2, and The Real World *Insert ‘Challenge’ or ‘City Name’, released their trailer taking a dump on the old Michael J Fox starred Teen Wolf franchise.

 Ryan Thomason

Movie Review: The Rite

Movie Review: The Rite

So, for the first time in a long time, I got to actually see a movie on the weekend it came out. Unfortunately, that movie happened to be the Anthony Hopkins starred, The Rite.

 Ryan Thomason

‘Cyber Monday’ is a Crap Gimmic

‘Cyber Monday’ is a Crap Gimmic

Today is Cyber Monday. Do you care? If you’re like me, you either A) Forgot about it because you’re at work and have to catch up from missing so much time over the weekend or B) Know that the deals on ‘cyber monday’ are just whatever was leftover from the Friday after Thanksgiving sales.

 Alan Smithee

The Dumbening Continues

The Dumbening Continues

I don’t hate casual gamers, I think that bringing them into the fold is something that happens with every generation. What I DO hate is when we take an already successful game with very approachable gameplay and dumb it down for the rest of the world to enjoy.