Ryan Wilson

Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition Will Be Free and Lonely Friendly

Hey kids, remember that Game Boy Advance Zelda game that required not only a link cable, but friends to play it with? Well, it’s coming free to a DSiWare device near you.

 Ryan Wilson

Nintendo DS Line Gets an (Almost) Universal Price Cut

Nintendo DS Line Gets an (Almost) Universal Price Cut

If you have been on the fence in picking up a new DSi, now is your chance! Starting September 12th, both the DSi and the DSi XL will drop in price by $20 to $149.99 and $169.99, respectively. The DS Lite, unfortunately, is not part of this price drop and will remain at $129.99. Sounds […]

 Alan Smithee

Pirates Beware, avoid Facebook on DSi

Pirates Beware, avoid Facebook on DSi

All of you DSi adopters out there…make sure you take care when downloading the Facebook Connect application. If you’re a scurvy pirate, it might just render your DS flashcart completely useless. This affects people using iPlayer, AK2I, and EZVi so far. Besides, don’t you have better hardware to be doing the facebooks on anyway?

 Alan Smithee

God Damnit Japan

God Damnit Japan

The completely un-necessary re-re-release of the popular DS hardware that features not one, but two underpowered cameras and no GBA slot has sold over 3 MILLION units since November according to Famitsu. That’s 3,000,000 giddy school children and up-skirt perverts that now are taking pictures of you while you pick your nose on the train. […]

 Alan Smithee

Nintentards Get Ready!

Nintentards Get Ready!

Hey you corporate whores who have nothing better to do than throw money at a company who doesn’t deserve it, today your lords and masters over at Nintendo announced the release date of the brand-new-to-everyone-but-Japan DSi for the 5th of April (10th of April 2011 for the UK I’m guessing…). [rant]So what does that mean […]