Alan Smithee

Herbivores Turned Carnivores

Herbivores Turned Carnivores

Nature is fraught with millions of species of animals who live to eat other animals but when you’re faced with an animal that is a natural herbivore and catch them eating something that’s not a plant, you’re left with a hanging jaw and revulsion for those animals who you thought were no threat.

 Ryan Wilson

RLR #94 – Giraffe Sodomy

RLR #94 – Giraffe Sodomy

NEW NSFW EPISODE, PUT ON YOUR TWO KITTENS NOW

 Alan Smithee

Breaking Dawn – Trailer & Impressions

OMG OMG OMG Vampires that can walk in daylight getting married to women who don’t have any emotion on their faces, all while a guy runs shirtless in the rain? Oh man. I need this movie like a crack baby needs health insurance!

 Alan Smithee

What Every Geek Thought of During Nintendo’s Unveiling of the WiiU

What Every Geek Thought of During Nintendo’s Unveiling of the WiiU

You can’t deny that Nintendo really is either a marketing genius of a corporation and started their campaign for this system a long time ago, or they are just inept at making great sounding names ever since the Nintendo 64.

 Robert Chesley

VIDEO: Would you eat $100 straight up?

VIDEO: Would you eat $100 straight up?

Jace, The Mind Sculptor is one of the most powerful cards printed in the last few years. This guy made a bet on Twitter, that if the next set wasn’t “Mirrodin Pure” that he would eat a Jace. Well, it turns out the next set really was “New Phyrexia” and so he made good on […]

 Alan Smithee

Bieber Egged

In keeping up with WPR’s history of guffawing celebrities getting shit thrown at them during a show…prepare to applaud the Aussies for doing Crom’s work.

 

Playstation Network Supposedly Up This Week

Playstation Network Supposedly Up This Week

The official Playstation blog put a post up on Saturday that details how PSN and Qriocity services will return this week, after that small matter of hackers getting access to millions of PSN users details (we still don’t 100% know whether that includes credit card details or not).

 Alan Smithee

Ackbar Practices His Penetrations

Ackbar Practices His Penetrations

This website can’t repel a video of this magnitude.

 Alan Smithee

GameFly’s Still Pissed at USPS and Redbox

The popular games-by-mail rental service said recently that if the USPS would give their company the same rate as they give Netflix, their profits would double.

 

47 years later, Fleming Estate orders Chitty Chitty Bang Bang sequel

47 years later, Fleming Estate orders Chitty Chitty Bang Bang sequel

Either the Fleming Estate is somehow low on money despite the sheer amount of money they must make off the James Bond franchise, or they’ve just had a derp moment.

 Alan Smithee

V’s Finale Left Me Wanting

V’s Finale Left Me Wanting

I’ve watched every single episode of this show religiously and last night’s episode was no exception to this…except this time, I watched it LIVE.

 Alan Smithee

The Smurfs – Trailer

Dear God, NO!

 

GAME trialling preowned preorders

GAME trialling preowned preorders

Alright, what genius at GAME’s offices thought this was a good idea?

 Alan Smithee

The Cape Passes Without a Whimper

The Cape Passes Without a Whimper

I have zero hope that this series will come back…ZERO, and that’s too bad because this retarded show was actually one of the most entertaining super-hero based shows I’ve seen in a long time. Each of the 9 campy episodes of The Cape easily outweigh any episode of Heroes by a factor of 20.

 Alan Smithee

The Great Gmail Derp-up of 2011

The Great Gmail Derp-up of 2011

Google, I love you guys so very much, but when you disable people’s accounts without telling them you’re going to do so…it causes guys like me to panic.