Alan Smithee

Dear WPR Readers, Don’t Do THIS

Dear WPR Readers, Don’t Do THIS

For the love of Crom, don’t rush back into your burning house to save your Xbox from a fire. There are some things that money can fix and should via insurance and others that it can’t fix like a dumb ass dying in a fire trying to rescue his console. This potential Darwin Award winner […]

 Alan Smithee

Let Me Reintroduce Myself

Let Me Reintroduce Myself

My name is Xopher Reed…that’s EX-OH-FER…or Chris if you really know me. I started this here website up a little over 4 years ago in the summer of 2007, July if I recall. That’s neither here nor there really, since it has gone through a few changes since I started it up. The first was […]

 Alan Smithee

Happy New Year You Bastards

Happy New Year You Bastards

Ok pansies, you’ve made it through another year alive. Time to get back to what’s really important, and that my friends…is the Internet.

 Alan Smithee

Xenoblade Chronicles – Trailer

Xenoblade Chronicles – Trailer

Hell to the yeah, we’re getting Xenoblade Chronicles all up ins your REGION 1. For those not in the know, that’s North America.

 Alan Smithee

Gasp, is Siri the Anti-HAL 9000?

Gasp, is Siri the Anti-HAL 9000?

With all of the politics and drama that goes on in the real world that most of us WPR staff try to avoid, we rely on our gadgets and gaming systems to be impartial bastions of neutrality…like they’re some sort of mechanical and digital versions of Switzerland.

 Alan Smithee

WPR Says…

WPR Says…

Pardon us, but would you mind if we effed with your eyeballs for a little bit?

 Ryan Wilson

R.I.P. Qwikster 2011-2011

Before it even got off the ground, Netflix has dropped Qwikster.

 Alan Smithee

Keep Your Apologies Reed

Keep Your Apologies Reed

I, much like many other Netflix subscribers, got a particularly interesting email this morning explaining what and why they decided to split the services that used to cost us much less.

 Alan Smithee

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 – Trailer

I’ll keep my comments on this series to myself…but it looks like I’ve got a hard night of drinking ahead of me come November 18th.

 Alan Smithee

Final Fantasy XIII-3 Domain Registered

Uh oh, does this mean that we’ll have a third volume of this series?

 Alan Smithee

Windows 8 Touts Eight Second Boot

You read that correctly, the kernel development team at Microsoft has found a way to make the notorious MS operating system boot in approximately eight seconds.

 Ryan Wilson

Guess Who’s Claiming Indie Games are Corrupting Children?

If you said Fox News, get yourself a cookie.

 Alan Smithee

Wii Thin Ditches Gamecube Support

Nintendo doesn’t think you need to use your WaveBird controllers anymore.

 Alan Smithee

Darabont Was Fired

You might recall a post I made a few weeks back concerning Frank Darabont stepping down as the showrunner for AMC’s ultra successful The Walking Dead series…turns out it wasn’t amicable.

 Alan Smithee

Seriously, What The Hell Spider Man…

Seriously, What The Hell Spider Man…

Warning, do not watch the following video of Spider Man teaching kids how to be active unless you really enjoy having your mind taken over by repetitive phrases. You’ve been warned!

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