Alan Smithee

Paramount Delays Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

The highly anticipated sequel the the original story of Hansel and Gretel has just been given a major delay. Instead of coming out this March, it will now be pushed aaaaaallllll the wayyyyyy back a whole year from today.

 Ryan Thomason

J.J. Abrams’s Alcatraz in Trouble, Lets Hope Hurley Saves the Day

J.J. Abrams’s Alcatraz in Trouble, Lets Hope Hurley Saves the Day

Is Hurley even our site mascot anymore now that nobody is Hungy?

 Ryan Wilson

Mass Effect 3 Delayed for “Mass Market Appeal”

Mass Effect 3 Delayed for “Mass Market Appeal”

…and those words scare me.

 Ryan Wilson

Duke Nukem Forever Delayed

Duke Nukem Forever Delayed

Oh, quit your bitching.

 Ryan Wilson

Runic Games Needs Just Another Month to Bring You Torchlight II

Runic Games Needs Just Another Month to Bring You Torchlight II

If you’re like us, you’ve been eagerly waiting for the sequel to the surprise action-RPG hit, Torchlight. Unfortunately, that wait is going to be a little longer.

 Alan Smithee

Gran Turismo 5 Delayed, AGAIN! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!

Gran Turismo 5 Delayed, AGAIN! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!

I’m seriously getting pissed off by Yamauchi-san when it comes to this game…I was fully hoping that this game would finally be in my hands in the next couple of weeks (since it was announced for its November-ish release date). Turns out that I’ll have to buy other stuff to keep me entertained in the […]