Alan Smithee

Infinity Blade III Announced

Infinity Blade III Announced

“Lens flare that would make J.J. Abrams proud.”

 Alan Smithee

Infinity Blade Series Boasts $30 Million in Sales

Infinity Blade Series Boasts $30 Million in Sales

The Epic / ChAIR hit for the iOS platform, and easily one of the best looking series of games on the platform, has come out with a staggering number tied to sales of the games…and that number is $30,000,000. Not too shabby if you ask me.

 Alan Smithee

Infinity Blade II – Teaser Trailer

Infinity Blade II – Teaser Trailer

I still play Chair’s Infinity Blade on a near daily basis, even after owning it for nearly a year…it’s that fucking good.

 

Semi-New Review: Shadow Complex

Semi-New Review: Shadow Complex

Mix 2 cups Metroid, 1 cup Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, 2 tbsp Metal Gear, sprinkle in a dash of Orson Scott Card. Cook at 375 til modern and golden. Garnish with awesome.

 Alan Smithee

Infinity Blade – Review

Infinity Blade – Review

I recall looking at this game in the Apple App Store numerous times and quickly disregarding it because it cost $6. How wrong I was to do so…because ever since I downloaded it, I haven’t been able to put it down.

 Alan Smithee

Goodbye Ender’s Game’s Game

Goodbye Ender’s Game’s Game

About 2 years ago, the guys from Chair (developers of the totally great Shadow Complex) announced that they were developing a game that was based on the Ender’s Game series of books. At first the nerds everywhere were pissed off, then they started to accept it. Now however, they need to learn how to deal […]