Xbox Live Arcade sales

Xbox Live Arcade sales

~Money, money, money, money, moooney…. MOOOONEEEEY!~

 Alan Smithee

Why Bionic Commando Didn’t Sell

Why Bionic Commando Didn’t Sell

It’s because the marketing team is too busy playing ‘grab-ass’ in the main conference room.

 Alan Smithee

Games That Defined Me — Bionic Commando

Games That Defined Me — Bionic Commando

I really have to thank Capcom for making this game and actually having the guts to localize it here in the US all the way back in 1988. Yes kids, this game came out 21 years ago, which makes the same game that’s chillin’ in my collection in my basement older than most of the […]

 

Capcom says, “Nah nah nahnah nah” to competitors

Capcom says, “Nah nah nahnah nah” to competitors

Capcom has recently announced their release lineup for the first two quarters of 2009 and let me tell you, if you are a balding, middle-aged man that sits around, waiting for the glory days of your youth to be handed back to you in the form of digital entertainment, then well, this one’s for you.

 Alan Smithee

Bionic Commando: Rearmed is Retro SEX

<em>Bionic Commando: Rearmed</em> is Retro SEX

The first game that I ever recieved for my NES is one that I have rambled on and on about for over 20 years now. Bionic Commando was one of those rare gems for a system that wasn’t known exactly for its technical prowess. To this day, it remains one of the few 8-bit games […]