Kyle J. Steenblik

Sabotage is spectacular, for the wrong reasons.

Sabotage is spectacular, for the wrong reasons.

If you want to watch a Schwarzenegger film but Commando, or Last Action Hero is too highbrow and subtle for your taste, I have a film for you. Sabotage is a crime action thriller with all the subtlety of broke stripper demanding tips, complete with a 7th grade vocabulary. It has been a long time […]

 Ryan Thomason

Mr Stinklines Talks ‘Total Recall’ Reboot

Mr Stinklines Talks ‘Total Recall’ Reboot

Colin Farrel talked to IGN about the reboot of Total Recall, it’s going to be more serious it seems. Though, the only thing I can think about being more serious about is giving him more stinklines in every image I see of him.

 Ryan Thomason

Total Recall Reboot? BLAARHGAGHGHGH!

Total Recall Reboot? BLAARHGAGHGHGH!

No Ahnold? I’m not waiting for it.

 Alan Smithee

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — Guilty Pleasure Movies

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — Guilty Pleasure Movies

Whether it be games, music, books, or movies, I’ve earned my Weird Kid moniker. With movies it was mainly because I had too much time where I was allowed to stay up late watching all the premium channels without any adult supervision. I would honestly stay up until like 4 AM watching movie after movie […]