Alan Smithee

Alpha Protocol – “Small World” Trailer

Alpha Protocol – “Small World” Trailer

If there’s one thing that pisses guys like me off, especially retrotards in general, is if you piss all over a game prior to its launch only because “the graphx suxors”…as if there’s a quantifiable amount of detail that a game has to have before it’s considered a contender. Go back and play Atari 2600 […]

 Alan Smithee

Alpha Protocol Brings you “Tasteful” Videogame Sex

Alpha Protocol Brings you “Tasteful” Videogame Sex

If you thought the scenes in Mass Effect were too tame, get ready because the guys behind Alpha Protocol are going to be bringing us some “satisfying” and “tasteful” sex scenes…Yeah, as if anything involving sex can be seen as anything other than an abomination here in the United States. We do some things with […]