Alan Smithee

Work Break Time: Afternoon Delight

Work Break Time: Afternoon Delight

It’s a bit past lunch time for most of us here on WPR and like everyday, our thoughts drift away towards that magical time we like to call Beer:30. It’s that time of the week where you’re done thinking about work and can only think of that frosty and sudsy nectar of the Gods…BEER!

 Alan Smithee

Strange Brews: The Evil Dead

Strange Brews: The Evil Dead

My hero, Bruce Campbell in his career defining role as Ash in Sam Raimi’s third installment of the Evil Dead series (better known as Army of Darkness) said this to his love-interest Shiela: “Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.” This is my exact warning […]

 Alan Smithee

Terrible Beer is an Awesome Oxymoron

Terrible Beer is an Awesome Oxymoron

This last weekend I decided while at the state-run liquor store (the only places in this kooky state where you can get anything stronger than 3.2%) to pick up a new type of beer each week until I have developed more of a pallate for the world’s most awesome frothy drink. You see, for the […]

 Alan Smithee

Strange Brews: The Caribou Lou

Strange Brews: The Caribou Lou

No, not the villain from The Inspector cartoons from the 60s but the delicious libation made famous by Tech N9ne on his album Everready. He describes in detail how to make this great drink that sneaks up on you thanks to the 151 rum contained within. The recipe is very, very simple. No I didn’t […]

 Alan Smithee

Strange Brews: The Jägerbomb

Strange Brews: The Jägerbomb

We here at MediaWhoreNetwork love promoting an unhealthy lifestyle. Life is just so much more fun when you cut loose sometimes. The best and possibly most sociable activity that does this and causes liver damage and brain cell death all at the same time is drinking. Drinking is for sure one of the website’s favorite […]

 Alan Smithee

Strange Brews: Blue Motherfucker

Strange Brews: Blue Motherfucker

(Editor note – Yeah yeah, I know that the post is about 12 hours or so late by the site’s clock, but fuck it. At least one showed up right?!?) We love promoting an unhealthy lifestyle, life is just so much more fun when you cut loose sometimes. The best and possibly most sociable activity […]

 Alan Smithee

Strange Brews: Happy Cola

Strange Brews: Happy Cola

Starting every Friday on the MediaWhoreNetwork, we writers and editors are going to be bringing you a new drink recipe for you to try out. We can’t guarantee that we invented all of these ourselves, but we can guarantee you that we make and try each recipe before deciding to post them. Sure we may […]