Alan Smithee

Crom Classic: A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — MAN Movies

Crom Classic: A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — MAN Movies

There are movies, and then there are MOVIES! Today I hope to share with you my shining examples of the MOVIES that make you glad that you have a dick. You know, the truly testosterone pumped films that blur the line between awesome and homo-erotic. We’ve all seen them hundreds of times but there is […]

 Alan Smithee

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 – Homoerotic Cartoons of the 80s

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 – Homoerotic Cartoons of the 80s

Hey everybody, it’s time to take a trip down memory lane with me this week on the latest edition of A Weird Kid’s Top 10. Today, we’re going to be discussing exactly how homoerotic many of the cartoons in the 1980s were for the people in my generation.

 Alan Smithee

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — All-Nighter NES Games

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — All-Nighter NES Games

Back in the great days of my youth almost 19 years ago, when the NES was king and I was a portly little quiet kid. A kid who escaped everyday to the Mushroom Kingdom and Dracula’s Castle to avoid my boring existence as a grade school child. I had very few friends and a non-existent […]

 Alan Smithee

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — Games That Deserved Sequels

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — Games That Deserved Sequels

It’s rather unfortunate for us gamers, in that we aren’t as lucky as fans of books, music, or movies just for the fact that the majority of games released will never ever see a sequel. Even if there is fan support and we think that it would be a good idea and that they ‘deserve’ […]