Kyle J. Steenblik

300: Rise of an Empire is bloody alright.

300: Rise of an Empire is bloody alright.

300: Rise of an Empire packs more story and blood into 102 minutes than Persians packed into Thermopylae.  What is more, they had more CG blood than water in the Adriatic Sea.  It was almost comical how much blood they had spraying and pouring from severed limbs, I couldn’t help but wonder where they were […]

 Jasen

300: Rise of an Empire Trailer

PLOT The film centers on Themistocles and Artemisia I of Caria, as well as Xerxes I of Persia. The Battle of Artemisium was a naval engagement, concurrent with the battle of Thermopylae, and was fought between an alliance of Greek city-states and the Persian Empire in September 480 BC, in the straits between the mainland and the northern tip of the island of Euboea (modern Evvia). The film will probably also […]

 Ryan Thomason

New Immortals Trailer (We’re Just Like 300!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWWIFyFI9Hk Why he hell is RYAN SEACREST.COM the source for this trailer?

 James Helsby

Immortals. Think 300 with just slightly less Spartaaaaaaa!!!!

Immortals. Think 300 with just slightly less Spartaaaaaaa!!!!

300 was an interesting film, one that I both enjoyed and dismissed within the same conversation. It was totally over the top, but still pretty enjoyable. Well, Immortals looks pretty much the same, and that’s probably unfortunate.

 Alan Smithee

Sucker Punch – HD Trailer

Boy, does Zack Snyder know how to make a trailer or what? I still don’t really know what the film is about besides there being a mental patient that escapes into her own version of reality…but regardless it looks amazing! The movie is supposed to be in theatres this upcoming March 25 in 2011, and […]

 Alan Smithee

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — MAN Movies

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — MAN Movies

There are movies, and then there are MOVIES! Today I hope to share with you my shining examples of the MOVIES that make you glad that you have a dick. You know, the truly testosterone pumped films that blur the line between awesome and homo-erotic. We’ve all seen them hundreds of times but there is […]