Alan Smithee

Rise of the Planet of the Apes – Trailer #1

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I’m pro-ape in just about any decision where that’s an option, especially when it’s a modern version of a Planet of the Apes film…the one done by Tim Burton doesn’t count.

In the trailer we get to see just how the ultra smart ape harbinger of death to mankind known as Caesar is boosted from his boring ape lifestyle into our realm of consciousness…and to put it succinctly, you can blame big pharma for it.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, the same company that can give you a raging hard-on for hours is also capable of bringing about the apeocalypse.

I don’t even care how ridiculous that sounds. I’m totally down for this film when it comes out this August 5th.

Until then, enjoy a short feature that shows a few more scenes than you see in the trailer above.

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