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Oh Noes, 2 New Tingle Games?
Why Crom? Whyyyyyyyy? Oh shit, everyone’s least favorite character from the Zelda universe has just been confirmed by Nintendo to be getting TWO brand new games. After the success of Tingle’s two other games in Japan (Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland and Tingle’s Balloon Fight DS). The first one is a sequel to FPTRR and is […]
Strange Brews: The Evil Dead
My hero, Bruce Campbell in his career defining role as Ash in Sam Raimi’s third installment of the Evil Dead series (better known as Army of Darkness) said this to his love-interest Shiela: “Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.” This is my exact warning […]
Morning Cup o’ Metal
Good morning my lovely whores, how was your weekend? If anything like mine, you have a mild hangover and need to get your head full of noise as quickly as possible to avoid getting a ‘case of the Mondays’. Crom knows that the last thing anyone needs on Monday is for someone to push that […]
Why Does Retro Mean So Damned Much To Gamers?
Hi, Xopher here, I was thinking last night as I was walking on my treadmill about the shelves of games that I have stacked up in my basement just eagerly awaitng me to breathe life (literally with the NES games) into them once again. I wondered why I am more apt to play the games […]
True love cannot be hidden.
I read a very disturbing story the other day. My friend, ProfPew, had witnessed what I believe to be a union between our very own Excremento and our UK Editor, Gandysampras. Now, I’m not doubting Pew at all, I’ve seen the way that they look at each other. So after some digging through the Internet, […]
A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — MAN Movies
There are movies, and then there are MOVIES! Today I hope to share with you my shining examples of the MOVIES that make you glad that you have a dick. You know, the truly testosterone pumped films that blur the line between awesome and homo-erotic. We’ve all seen them hundreds of times but there is […]
The Day Before Xmas (or Happy Un-Festivus)
This is always the worst day of the year for me. Even as a child, I hated December 24th with a passion that would rival pirate vs. ninja. There’s no logical explanation for it, I just hate the fact that by this time of the month, there have been things sitting under the Xmas tree […]
Gears of War 2 Opening
I just saw this posted on gametrailers a few minutes ago, and I thought I would share with the group. I’m pretty excited for this game to come out. My only hope is that they finally share with us why the fucking Locust horde are fighting the humans of Serra. The last game barely shared […]
For Your Listening Pleasure: Remanufacture
As you might be able to tell from my last FYLP, I am a big fan of remixes. I love hearing other people take on a song, I love hearing how a song can evolve into something else, I just love everything about a good remix. But this certainly doesn’t stop at rap/hip-hop remixes. Any […]
A Movie to Die for: Saw V Review
For five years now I have kept a personal streak of mine going. Every October I have looked forward to two things. 1. Halloween – to see how slutty some girls dress and no one says a thing, and 2. for the new installment in the Saw series. This year marked the fifth year I […]
Referee All Over Top Cock
I know BigPopaGamer usually is the sports guy, but I just could not pass this up. On Saturday the South Carolina Gamecocks played the LSU Tigers, and apparently the ref wanted to relive his football glory years, because this happened. Go ahead, watch it. I know, shit is insane. I mean, I know the ref […]
Fuck you Sega: Sonic and The Black Knight helps destroy your nearly ruined childhood memories
You’re a strange whore Sega. One day you could be showing off something that looks great such as Madworld, and then the next day you could be showing off shit like the trailer below. Of course we already knew about the childhood memory killing potential of Sonic and The Black Knight when a scan from […]
A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — NES Platformers
The FIRST game that I ever played on my old NES was Super Mario Brothers. It was not a perfect game really, but for my little 8 year old mind, it was heaven. The action was intense, the speed was just right, and when you got the fire-flower, you thought you could take on the […]
Why Do People Use These?
There’s something I’ve noticed at my work, and I try not to but I can’t help it at times. Whenever I use the public toilets here in the building I just sit on the seat, maybe do a little wiping of any particulates that might have accumulated on it, but I never use one of […]
