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 Alan Smithee

Polyphony Digital, Just Release the Damned Game!

I can’t get mad at you because I know that I’m going to be playing this game for MONTHS after it finally comes out, but please, for the love of Crom…we’ve been teased to death! It’s time to quietly shut up about details and videos like the one above and get onto the process of […]

 Ryan Wilson

Hold On To Your Underpants, Steam is Having a Big Sale!

If you’re anything like us, you spent a buttload of cash during the holiday season on Steam during their big sale. Well, prepare for your wallets to groan again, as Steam has officially started its Perils of Summer Sale, with new deals posted every day, and persistant package deals throughout. The sale is set to […]

 Evan Burkey

E3 2010: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Gameplay Trailer

Finally, Karma has fallen on the side of us nerds. After all the crap we have to see our favorite franchises dragged through, after watching our favorite game company of the 80s and 90s catering to casuals and soccer moms, and after years of huge game companies that spend more money spent on marketing than […]

 Alan Smithee

Pillowfight Girls – Review

Pillowfight Girls – Review

It was a normal day at work yesterday, when all-of-a-sudden I get an email touting the virtues of an iPhone/iPad game that hit the App Store recently called “Pillowfight Girls”. I didn’t even care if it was good or not, a fighting game on my portable device that had scantily clad womens beating each other […]

 Alan Smithee

Nathan Fillion as Ant-Man?!?

Nathan Fillion as Ant-Man?!?

My favorite TV actor might be making a starring role in a movie made by Edgar Wright, and he’ll be playing one of my favorite Marvel characters, Hank Pym? Be still my beating heart! I hope to Crom on high that this isn’t just internet rumor and speculation now that Joss Whedon is attached to […]

 Alan Smithee

Alpha Protocol – “Small World” Trailer

Alpha Protocol – “Small World” Trailer

If there’s one thing that pisses guys like me off, especially retrotards in general, is if you piss all over a game prior to its launch only because “the graphx suxors”…as if there’s a quantifiable amount of detail that a game has to have before it’s considered a contender. Go back and play Atari 2600 […]

 Alan Smithee

Heroes, Just Die Already!

Heroes, Just Die Already!

After this last season of the show, with the massive fart that was T. Bag’s powers being deflated by Hiro teleporting so many of the fellow mutants away from the carnival, and the subsequent making of Sylar into a hero (yet again)…I can only hope that what I’ve read is true.

 Alan Smithee

Stephen King’s The Dark Tower – Movie News

Stephen King’s The Dark Tower – Movie News

It should be no secret to anyone who checks this website often and listens to our podcasts, we’re all fanboys for JJ Abrams and his Bad Robot production company. We’re even bigger fans of the television series Lost and its co-creators Cuse and Lindelof who up until the last month or so were set to […]

 Alan Smithee

King of Fighters XIII – Intro

This one is for all of you SNK whores out there. Not only is Mai Shiranui back for this game, but we finally get to the climax of the Ash Saga. FINALLY! The game will be out in arcades first, but expect a home version soon enough.

 

I’d Other her M

I have a confession to make. And it’s not that the headline I made for this article is complete bullshit because I couldn’t think of possibly anything more interesting to title it. No, the real confession is that I have never beaten a Metroid game. Hell, I never played as Samus Aran until Super Smash […]

 

You do coke and you kill people, that’s wonderful Tony

They say that youth is wasted on the young. It seems these days that cocaine, f-bombs, and gun violence is also wasted on the young. Yesterday this viral video popped up on YouTube, supposedly being a clip of an elementary school play of the infamous Scarface. I’m not sure what it is more, adorable or […]

 Alan Smithee

Screw 3D, Can You Imagine 10D?

Screw 3D, Can You Imagine 10D?

I hope you have about twelve minutes to waste at work today, cause if you’re a science nerd like me, this will be the most interesting video that you watch in weeks.

 

ADEQUATELY-SIZED PODCAST: Episode 2, “Fight in the Orgy Room”

ADEQUATELY-SIZED PODCAST: Episode 2, “Fight in the Orgy Room”

Chris and Cooper review 80’s epic “Conan the Barbarian.” Ben is convinced to watch it with Chad. Learn why it is one of the greatest movies ever made. Listen to Ben drool over George Clooney as he and Chris review “Up in the Air.” Cooper reviews “Green Zone.” Christopher’s political wrath is ignited.

 

The Witcher 2 Trailer gives me a chubby

So I have played a total of 1 hour of the first Witcher and I must admit, after watching this GORGEOUS trailer, I really want to go back and play the first one some more. There were thing I didn’t like about the first one, namely the inventory and combat system, but damn does the […]

 Alan Smithee

MWN Discusses – Robot Unicorn Attack

MWN Discusses – Robot Unicorn Attack

If you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t been paying attention to our weekly podcast, The Red-Light Roundtable, you too might have missed our discussion about the best fucking flash game we’ve ever played. That game is Robot Unicorn Attack.

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