Osama Be Dead, Yo
Details are still obscure, but it appears that the Joint Special Operations Command forces along with the CIA led a ground assault on a compound they had been watching for months. Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden had been a major contributor to the al-Qaeda and claims to have been the mastermind behind many attacks, 9/11 being one of the major ones. Now we can give a sigh of relief and wait for the next crazy mofo to start something. Perhaps BERT?!