Seriously. Watch this and then try to tell me how can you not want to become a barbaric interloper on a path of destruction?
In this clip we get RON PEARLMAN in all his big bearded glory talking to his Cimmerian warriors about blood and steel. Then a young Conan is tested with his other younglings in the woods. The rest of the kids fleeing where little Conan stays and SLAUGHTERS a group of mauraders by himself? Damn awesomely bloodly awesome awesome.