Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

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Today, the Scumdogs of the Universe are going to pound your face in with the track “Penguin Attack” off of their genre-spanning album Carnival of Chaos. The penguins were brought to life after Techno Destructo got to them and used toxic waste to reanimate them, you see…one of GWAR’s favorite pasttimes in Antarctica is ‘penguin booting’ and when they’re done, they just simply leave the corpses of booted penguins to rot. Techno, always looking for a way to beat the band was an antagonist/protagonist for the group for many, many albums, this one being no different.

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