Megan Fox Rumored to be Lara Croft?
Well at least that’s what the internet’s been clammoring about all morning…that and the fact that Angelina Jolie is super-pissed about it. I don’t know about most of the audience here, but I didn’t enjoy either one of the Tomb Raider movies. The only thing I liked about them is Mrs. Jolie, and they’re planning on replacing her with ol’ Hobbit-thumb Megan Fox…wait, maybe they’re going to work that into the script somehow…
Director: “Ok, in this scene Lara gets shot in the hand.”
Megan: “What for?”
Director: “Well, Megan honey…someone has to explain that finger of yours, this is the most convenient way.”