If my suspicions are correct, Guardians of the Galaxy is going to be a merchandisers dream. To my suspicions, and Marvel, I can only say, stop taking my money, I’m going to need some it.
Look it’s a cup.
And a water bottle looking thing.
Also here is some pretty awesome looking promotional artwork. Are you excited? We’re excited. Let’s be excited together!
It was a cold December morning in Salt Lake City when I was born, it was a Tuesday. You could tell it was Tuesday because the bathrooms smelled like despair, hopeless lost dreams, and Tuna. I began to grow at an alarmingly normal rate and after 30 years I achieved definite adult-like shape and realized that I had squandered my talent-like abilities. One day I will do something about that squandering, after I finish watching Doctor Who, and if my offspring leave me alone for five minutes.