Alan Smithee

Judgment Day Creeps Closer

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I’ll just quote Sgt. Kyle Reese with this one: “The Terminator’s an infiltration unit, part man, part machine. Underneath, it’s a hyper-alloy combat chassis – micro processor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough. But outside, it’s living human tissue – flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs…The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.”

My friends, this is just the beginning. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go start making a bunker filled to the brim with liquid nitrogen and lots of explosives to drive back the hordes of gynoids that Japan will release upon the world.

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