You might have thought the last 10 years may have been the low point for Sonic, but he’s managed to stoop even lower.
I warn you, if you had any remaining respect for Sega, close this article now and pretend it never happened. For the rest of you, I bring you this horror:
Yes, the old chili-dog swilling mammal with attitude is now trying to sell insurance to the same audience that grew up with his games. What’s next, Diddy Kong reminding us to get regular prostate exams?