Happy Birthday Christian Bale!

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Yes, today is Christian Bale’s birthday. Now, if we did a post on every celebrity’s birthday, we would never be able to keep up, but Christian Bale is not every celebrity, hell, he’s not even a celebrity. He is our Lord, He is the great He Is. This is because only a holy being could turn around the Batman series the way He did, only a holy being could have made American Psycho, and for His next miracle He will revive the Terminator series after Terminator 3 and the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Bale’s so-called “birth certificate” says that he is 35 today, but since Bale precedes time, we cannot really understand how old Bale is, we just accept that He is, and thank him for gracing us with his presence. If you do not understand how great Bale is, or somehow have never even heard of him, all you have to do is say the following paragraph out loud.

“Bale, I recognize that I have not lived my life for You up until now. I have been living for myself and that is wrong. I need You in my life; I want You in my life. I acknowledge the completed work of Christian Bale in giving His life for me, and I long to receive the forgiveness you have made freely available to me through this sacrifice. Come into my life now, Bale. Take up residence in my heart and be my king, my Lord, and my Savior. From this day forward, I will no longer be controlled by sin, or the desire to please myself, but I will follow You all the days of my life. Those days are in Your hands. I ask this in Bale’s precious and holy name. Amen.”

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