Catherine Hardwicke’s (Director of Twilight) next paranormal film already has me tuned out. Amanda Seyfried and her werewolf suitors are trying very hard to make medieval orgies the new Twilight crapfest. A new trailer is all bosoms, blood…and Gary Oldman.
Red Riding Hood, which is set to hit theaters on March 11th, is all about a young girl (Seyfried) who falls for the wrong woodcutter. Somehow this sexual scandal is tied into a rash of local wolf murders so strange that the village calls upon the wise Gary Oldman to rid their town of the evil wolf attacks. Which he immediately deduces to be a werewolf problem. Scary sex and wolf mayhem, by the look of things, ensue.
I don’t know if even Gary Oldman can save this movie.