Which of these two new movie releases this Friday is going to be the second place finisher to Hunger Games?
In one corner you have Mirror Mirror starring that one lady who once played a prostitute but then did an Arsenio Hall “Woop Woop” at a Polo match so she’s like, classy now. In the other you have that one sequel to that one movie a couple of your bro’s saw ten times a year or two ago when they were really high on Marijuana.
So, I’m sure everyone will continue to see Hunger Games instead, since according to the kids on my block who keep playing in my yard, it’s cool. On a side note, please stop leaving flaming bags of poo on my door. Damn kids.
MPAA rating: PG
Director: Tarsem Singh
Actors: Julia Roberts, Lily Collins, Armie Hammer
Plot: The timeless fairy tale Snow White gets a dazzling makeover by visionary director Tarsem Singh in this fantasy adventure starring Oscar winner Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen and newcomer Lily Collins as the fair-skinned Princess Snow White. When handsome Prince Alcott (Armie Hammer) falls for angelic Snow White, the jealous Evil Queen seizes control of a magical kingdom and casts the orphaned princess into exile. Meanwhile, as the diabolical queen schemes to win the heart of handsome Prince Alcott with the help of her bumbling servant Brighton (Nathan Lane), Snow White befriends a gang of pint-sized thieves who will help her to reclaim her rightful place on the throne and win back the man of her dreams
MPAA rating: PG-13
Director: Jonathan Liebesman
Actors: Sam Worthington, Gemma Arterton, Liam Neeson
Plot: The epic battle between the Titans and the gods continues in this sequel set ten years after the events in Clash of the Titans, as Perseus (Sam Worthington) descends into the underworld on a mission to rescue Zeus from the clutches of Hades (Ralph Fiennes), Ares (Edgar Ramirez), and Kronos. In the wake of his decisive victory against the Kraken, Perseus has retreated to a remote fishing village to raise his young son, Helius. Meanwhile, humanity has lost faith in the gods. As a result, Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon find their power beginning to slip, a development that could spell disaster for all of humankind should their imprisoned father, Kronos, manage to break free from his underworld prison in Tartarus. When Perseus learns that Zeus’ son Ares has teamed with Hades and Kronos to capture Zeus, steal his power, and create hell on earth, the time comes to take action. Now, with Andromeda (Rosamund Pike), Argenor (Toby Kebbell), and Hephaestus (Bill Nighy) by his side, brave Perseus will venture deep into the underworld on a mission to defeat the Titans, deliver Zeus from evil, and prevent the powers of darkness from consuming all of humanity.