Every Episode of The Simpsons Ever Starts Thursday on FXX
If you’ve ever told a story that included the qualifier of wearing an onion on your belt or explained your decision making process as a little from column A and a little from column B, then you are absolutely a fan of Abe “Grandpa” Simpson. What would any self-respecting Grandpa Simpson fan do this week? Well, camp out in front of your television on Thursday, August 21st at 10:00 AM Eastern for the epic showing of every episode of The Simpsons ever on FXX.
That’s 25 seasons, 522 episodes (plus The Simpsons Movie) from August 21st to midnight on September 1st. How many episodes can you watch? FXX already thinks the world will come to this:
And it just might.
Because I have a bit of Homer-esque attitude toward life, I’m thrilled when folks do work so I don’t have to. Uproxx has a schedule of each episode here so you can pick out your favorites. Thank you Uproxx! You are the drinking bird toy of my dreams. I know I won’t be able to see all the episodes because I have a slave driver of a gym buddy and there’s that new Doctor making his debut. However, with this schedule I can make sure I don’t miss Homer freaking out the squares, Lisa pocket mulching, Mr. Burns releasing his hounds, implied oral consent of re-broadcasting sports, Furious George and the monkey knife fight, Troy McClure, our new ant overlords, and EVERY TREEHOUSE OF HORROR!