Alan Smithee

Don’t Bother Gaben

Decrease Font Size Increase Font Size Text Size Print This Page

Episode 3 will never come out at this rate.

Take the fan favorite song by Eminem and Dido and replace all of the rappins with that of a Valve geek trying to get into contact with Gabe Newell and you’ll have just a small inkling of how great a piece of satire this entire song is.

I’m not kidding when I warn you to not bother Gaben, every time someone makes a post like this or fat jokes about him, we get another delay in the development of the much sought after sequel.

Leave us a Comment