Ryan Thomason

CW Will Still be That Pile of Crap Channel Next Fall Season

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Apparently the CW only has one target audience, Women: aged 16-40, and likes shows that make their significant others want to kill themselves.

Thankfully, my wife doesn’t like any of these shows, I thought I was going to get stuck with her watching that terrible Vampire Diaries, but I stealthily deleted every episode off the DVR before she should get to them. (Please don’t let her read this post).

Seriously, who watches this crap? I’m reading the PR dump that just happened on my screen and I want to stab my eyeballs out. America’s Next Top Model…ALL STARS? There are stars on this show? I thought it was just that what’s her name model being a bitch at everyone or something. Or am I thinking of the show, Who’s the Bitch, or Whats up with that Bitch? I’m sure I’m not too far off. If you like Vampire Diaries, 90210, Gossip Girl and America’s Next Top Model, stop reading this website, or I’ll find a way to ban your IP address.

Apparently Supernatural is on that channel, and got renewed, I hear it’s OK, so if you like that show, you can keep reading this site, everyone else. WHY?!?!

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