Ryan Thomason

CROM! Watching the ‘Conan’ Red Band Trailer is MANTASTIC!

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While watching this I not only grew a full beard and full on mass of chest hair, sprouted muscles all over my body. Then I drank a barrel of ale and killed a cow for consumption. All of this in 1:46.

I don’t care WHAT is going down on August 19th. There is only one thing all of us men need to be doing, Man-Dates. Form a group of fellow men, go someplace where they serve meat and beer, consume a vast quantity of it, and then go see Conan the Barbarian.

That is August 19th for everyone of us who considers themselves man, or man-to-be.

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