Crank Dat Xbox Live
God I fucking hate writing about this shit. Why do I do it to myself? I swear I’m a masochist. Anyways, it seems “rapping” “sensation” Soulja Boy has made another YouTube video about gaming. He has made some previous ones, including a “review” of Braid, but now he is calling your, and my, and everyone else’s ass out on Xbox Live. Mr. Boy says he will “beat yo ass” on Xbox Live, specifically on Halo 3, Gears of War, Call of Duty 4, and Grand Theft Auto IV. I love how he so eloquently refers to multiplayer modes as “player versus player”. No words, should have sent a poet.
Soulja Boy then goes on to show all the 360 games he owns, and proceeds to throw them all on the ground. What an ungrateful bastard. Gamers around the world are busy taking impeccable care of their games, and this fucker just tosses his shit around like they’re yesterday’s sluts. He owns a PlayStation 3, but after showing it off he shows his obvious fanboyism by screaming “Fuck PlayStation 3!” and “Nobody plays no god damn Playstation!”. Soulja Boy is a MicroBot CONFIRMED!
The last interesting thing I noticed in the video is that Mr. Boy owns an Xbox 360 Chatpad Messenger for his controller, which is fucking amazing to me, cause I was under the impression the man was illiterate. Hm, learn something new everyday. If you want to play Soulja Boy, or send him a hate message, or want to avoid him desperately like the black plague, his GamerTag is souljaboytellem. I’ll let you take it from here.