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 Alan Smithee

Whorin’ The Movies: March 10, 2009

Whorin’ The Movies: March 10, 2009

Boy, I never realized how much shit is released on a weekly basis on DVD and Blu-ray until I started making this list. This week’s releases have a few surprises that I might have to go pick up. All I know for sure is that Pinocchio is a ‘for sure’ purchase for me…have to keep […]

 

Raping your childhood – Hollywood’s obsession with remakes

Raping your childhood – Hollywood’s obsession with remakes

Just like remembering that time a drunken Uncle Jack stumbling into your room at 2AM asking you to pet his snake, Hollywood is now assaulting my childhood memories. Now we’ve already been subjected to this in a different way with our old TV shows jumping to the big screen. With the upcoming releases of GI […]

 Alan Smithee

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — MAN Movies

A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — MAN Movies

There are movies, and then there are MOVIES! Today I hope to share with you my shining examples of the MOVIES that make you glad that you have a dick. You know, the truly testosterone pumped films that blur the line between awesome and homo-erotic. We’ve all seen them hundreds of times but there is […]

 Alan Smithee

The Travel Agent — Bartertown

The Travel Agent — Bartertown

So you say that there’s no good places left in the world after the apocalypse? Well good sir/madam, you’d be completely wrong. You just haven’t been looking hard enough! If you really want to see the sites while travelling, your next stop should be the one shining, if not glowing bastion in this whole dystopian […]

 

A Not So Brit Late: Quantum Of Solace

Film came out: 31st October 2008 How late: 12 days (Gibbo), 5 days (Gandysampras) I can’t say I’m a James Bond fan but Casino Royale was a pretty awesome film. It had an easy to follow story, some good action sequences and was an overall entertaining film. So the expectations were high when it was […]

 

A Brit Late: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

A Brit Late: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Original release date: 26 June 2008 (UK) Lateness: 4 months I had much higher hopes for this movie than I did for the first in the series. This one I knew included large scale battles, and much more “mature” themes thanks to reading the books umpteen times growing up. Then again I knew the film […]

 

A Brit Late: Orgazmo

A Brit Late: Orgazmo

Original release date: 23rd October 1998 Lateness: 10 years (Wow, was not expecting it to be this old) Orgazmo comes from the brains of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, co-creators of South Park. It’s a movie filled with crass humour, sexual innuendo, blasphemy and by no means is it a thinking man’s film, it is […]

 

Futurama Gets Knocked Up A Notch: Bender’s Game

Futurama Gets Knocked Up A Notch: Bender’s Game

I fell in love with Futurama from the very first time I saw the pilot and have been hooked ever since. Any fan of the series will be glad to know that Bender’s Game keeps up the trend of geeky jokes, hilarious parody and great story that is the staple of the Futurama universe. Bender’s […]

 

A Brit Late: Casino Royale Review

A Brit Late: Casino Royale Review

Release Date: 16 November 2006 (UK) Lateness: Almost 2 years With the new bond movie just around the corner I decided to gather some friends and sit down for the first in the reboot of the franchise. This may have been a mistake, after talking to a few mates and seeing if they would want […]

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