MOVIES

 Alan Smithee

Eli Roth is a Jerk

Eli Roth is a Jerk

He got my hopes up that there was actually going to be a movie titled Clown that would feature an Aqua Teen Hunger Force-esque plot device…being that of a clown costume that transformed the person wearing it into a monster.

 Alan Smithee

Paul – Trailer

What do you get when you take the guys from Hot Fuzz and Shawn of the Dead, throw them into a movie where they meet up with a real life Roger from American Dad (voiced by Seth Rogen), and have them try to run away from the a Federal agent played by Jason Bateman? You […]

 Robert Chesley

What I WPR’d this week. #4

What I WPR’d this week. #4

Wow, I can’t believe I actually made this a kind of a regular thing. This week I’m going to talk about a couple movies that I saw, “The Losers” and “Machete”and a book that I’ve started “Anarchy Evolution”

 Robert Chesley

EpixHD – Review

EpixHD – Review

Since I love watching movies and writing about movies. If you don’t believe me go check out some of my articles around here. I’m also a huge fan of streaming content. I don’t have “traditional” TV I rely mostly on Hulu and Netflix for my media consumption. I’m happy about that for the most part. […]

 Ryan Wilson

Luc Besson Returning to Sci-Fi!

Luc Besson Returning to Sci-Fi!

Luc Besson, director of such movies as Léon and the WatchPlayRead favorite The Fifth Element, announced to French radio station Europe 1 that he will be returning to the world of science fiction. The film, which Luc Besson promises will be “The Fifth Element’ to the power of ten” is currently in the planning process. […]

 Alan Smithee

Help Nathan Fillion

Help Nathan Fillion

For many of us gamers, there is always the looming threat of your favorite game being made into a movie, usually with hilarious results (Resident Evil, I’m looking at you). There have been few games that I think would have made great blockbuster movies and on that list would have to be the PlayStation 3 […]

 Alan Smithee

Paranormal Activity 2 – Trailer

Paranormal Activity 2 – Trailer

It takes alot of freaky shit to scare me, and this trailer is in no short supply. While I didn’t like the remade ending for the first Paranormal Activity, the movie was never disappointing when it came to giving me the willies with its special brand of “demon fear”.

 Alan Smithee

Skyline – Trailer #2

Skyline – Trailer #2

Man, the more that I see of this movie…the more I really want to see it. It seems that the initial reports of this being yet another Independence Day were greatly exaggerated. From what I see, Skyline looks to be a more accomplished version of War of the Worlds. The effects are great looking and […]

 

ASP: Episode #15 “Busey Families Influencing Genes”

ASP: Episode #15 “Busey Families Influencing Genes”

This week we enjoyed Michael J. Fox, depressing realities of our government and a movie with cool explosions and no plot.

 Alan Smithee

Guillermo and DreamWorks, Sittin’ in a Tree

Guillermo and DreamWorks, Sittin’ in a Tree

Mr. del Toro and the animation studio best known for movies like Shrek, Kung-Fu Panda, and How to Train a Dragon, have been courting each other for some time now…but have only recently decided to taken their relationship to the next level. This is all thanks to the deal that he signed with DreamWorks Animation […]

 Ryan Thomason

Book Review: The Art of Drew Struzan

Book Review: The Art of Drew Struzan

I don’t know anything about movie poster art, art in general or am much of an artist myself, obviously. I do have to say, that I am very glad to have come across this book, and learn from what seems to be a dieing breed. Drew Struzan has worked on some of the most iconic […]

 Alan Smithee

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Trailer #2

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Trailer #2

out this November!

 

ASP Episode #14 “Jack Bauer influences foreign policy”

ASP Episode #14 “Jack Bauer influences foreign policy”

This week we sucked and didn’t see a new movie but we enjoyed a two and a half hour acid trip and a movie that makes you feel violated after you see it.

 Robert Chesley

What I WPR’d This Week #2

What I WPR’d This Week #2

I think I’m going to try to do this as a regular thing (twice makes this thing regular right?). Well, we’ll see how often I can keep this up. I started school since the last article, so the content may be getting a little lighter as we continue forward. I’ve been going to college on […]

 Alan Smithee

Super – Clip

Super – Clip

Take equal parts Ellen Page and mix in some Rainn Wilson, add the director from James Gunn (Slither), and throw a couple dashes of Kevin Bacon, Liv Tyler, and Nathan Fillion…what do you get? You’d probably have a whole room of smoke, but after it cleared, you’d notice that lying there on the ground would […]