Up With the Birdgeoisie: Reginald Q. Pigeon Answers Your Questions

What ho!  

One Piece: Kaizoku Musou Confirmed

In America-speak, that means they’re making a One Piece Dynasty Warriors game.  

Video: Tim Schafer Bumps Into The Cookie Monster

This only lends more credibility to the Tim Schafer x Cookie Monster fanfic I’ve been writing.  

PAX 2011: Penny Arcade The Game: Gamers vs Evil

Ever since I moved out of the south to a place where people do cool things like playing nerdy tabletop games and not beating up people who play nerdy tabletop games, I’ve had a newfound interest in nerdy tabletop games.  

PAX 2011: Rock of Ages

From the minds of Ace Team, the nice people who brought you Zeno Clash, comes another game with a distinctive artstyle and an interesting premise.  

PAX 2011: Rhythm Heaven

Nintendo is gracing us with another installment of the Rhythm Heaven series, this time on the Wii.  

PAX 2011: Spelunky

  Derek Yu’s insanely difficult, incredibly addicting free PC game is slowly but surely making its march to Xbox Live Arcade with an improved artstyle as well as 4 player co-op and deathmatches.  

PAX 2011: Fez Impressions

I was very excited to finally get my hands on Fez. It’s been in development for over three years now, and it seems like it will be worth the wait.  

PAX 2011: Snapshot

Once you hear the premise of Snapshot, one of the games featured in the PAX 10 this year, it’s one of those games that you know immediately whether you have to play it or not.  

PAX 2011: Cobalt

Rolling through the PAX floor, I see the Mojang booth. I expected to see a bit of Scrolls, their mysterious upcoming game, but instead find Cobalt.  

PAX 2011: Rusty Hearts Impressions

Rusty Hearts is a massively multiplayer 3D brawler being developed by Perfect World.  

WPR Discusses: Weapons of Choice

What is best in life? To blog your opinions, see them published before you, and to hear the lamentations of the commenters. Of course, throwing someone a first class beatdown is nice too.  

Manly Drink for Men: The Cromsmopolitan

This'll put hair on your chest. And your back. And your tongue.  

Man Meal: Crom Cake

We’ve seen a lot of very conventional Man Meals this week, but Crom laughs at these meals. He laughs from his mountain! This is a recipe for a cake I found in a dusty box of my great-grandfather’s belongings. It was found underneath a bunch of Hustlers, a box of menthol cigarettes, and a... 

Alice: Madness Returns – Review

“A proper guest never overstays her welcome,” croons the Red Queen as you jump from one platform to another for what seems like the millionth time; Perhaps Spicy Horse, American Mcgee’s Chinese development house, could have taken that advice for themselves.  

WPR Discusses: E3 2011

It’s just not E3 until every opinionated nerd on the internet has had their say, and we here at WatchPlayRead are no different (except, of course, for the fact that our opinion actually matters).  

E3: Awesomenauts Combines Metal Slug and DOTA; Coming to XBLA and PSN

Ronimo Games, the developers of the multi-platform Swords and Soldiers, are back with a smangin’ combination that rustles my jibblies.  

Bullet Heaven: Jamestown Now Available on Steam

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk7UERiO3t4 If you’ve got a hankering for some beautiful old school pixel art, a great soundtrack, and some 4-player co-op, bullet hell action, Jamestown has got you covered.  

Full Version of Desktop Dungeons Now Available for Preorder; Looks Smangtastic

Can you feel it? That creeping feeling? The feeling that you only just got over being horribly addicted to Desktop Dungeons and soon, far too soon, there will be a shiny, new version of it. Can you see it waiting just on the horizon like some kind of mean bird, eager to get it’s meaty talons into... 

Terraria Update Insists That You Deal With It; Brings Us Sunglasses and Other Goodies

The second update to Terraria has hit with even more new content. On top of numerous bug fixes and tweaks to the multiplayer client, there are also some new items and enemies to find in your travels.