Attention Black Celebrities: Stop Dying

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If you are of a dark skin tone, and somewhat to very famous, lock yourself in a bomb shelter or your nearest bank’s vault, because at this rate, you could be dead within a matter of days. Yesterday we reported that actor and funnyman Bernie Mac passed away from pneumonia complications, and today Isaac Hayes was found dead, for reasons unknown. Hayes was a popular singer/songwriter, most famously known for the theme to the original “Shaft”, and playing the lovable Chef from the TV series South Park. Coincidentally, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the writers and creators of South Park, had Hayes’ character killed off in the show after Hayes would not participate in an episode making fun of Scientology, a religion that Hayes had recently converted to.

Seriously though, between this, Bernie, and Morgan Freeman’s car wreck earlier, now is not a good time to be a famous black person. I never knew the Grim Reaper was a racist prick, but all signs point to the fact that he is now. I mean Christ, how can we as a nation overcome racism if karma/God/nature/fate is targeting blacks? It is a sad time indeed.

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