Alan Smithee

APB’s Intro Cinematic – Prepare to Fap

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chicks with shotguns, that's a solid win in my book.

Realtime Worlds and EA are getting really good at being dickteases when it comes to releasing video and news of the much-anticipated MMO, APB (All Points Bulletin). Seems we should feel lucky to be seeing the intro cinematic for the game that essentially spells out what to expect when playing the game.

In case you can’t see the YouTube up there, the story takes place in the town of San Paro which has been reeling from crime for the past 2 decades after the assassination of mayor John Derran. When his daughter Jane Derran is elected into power, she enacts the City Security Act which essentially allows for armed vigilantism against the city’s rising gang problems.

Sounds hella fun to me, but I guess we’ll all have to wait until the end of this month (29th of June) to find out…UK gamers, you’ll have to wait until the beginning of July for your ABP fix.

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