Added on July 30, 2012  Ryan Wilson  CONSPIRACY , Resonance

And the Winners of the ‘Resonance’ #Conspiracy Contest Are…

*ow*

Where…where am I?

Last thing I remember, I was about to announce the winners of the ‘Resonance’ contest…then a sharp pain in my neck

…then darkness.

Then I woke up here, in this white room, with nothing but a laptop, a dull pocketknife, and my sanity…well, what’s left of it at least.

Must…announce…winners…

…must…set…truth…free

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@oasis789

@WatchPlayRead is a panda #conspiracy to rule over all bearkind. Don’t be fooled by their clue bamboo eating antics.

Susan

My conspiracy theory:

There is no contest to win a game, this is all a front to find out who knows what………
By promising a free game, you hope to lure us into telling what we know, and then you will have identified those who know the truth!

Wapcaplet

Have you ever wondered why the rides at Disney theme parks have corporate sponsors? Why would The Walt Disney Company, a muti-billion-dollar global conglomerate, want the logos of other corporations displayed inside a park that’s designed to keep the outside world out of sight? The answer: a top-secret subliminal advertising technology invented by Walt Disney himself.

Right before Walt’s death, he and a small group of his most trusted Imagineers discovered that sound in certain audio frequencies outside of our normal hearing range, when cycled in a certain order, can still be comprehended on a subconscious level. What started as a project to improve the quality of Disney’s Audio-Animatronic birds in the Enchanted Tiki Room suddenly became an off-the-books skunkworks project code-named “Flower” (named after the skunk in [i]Bambi[/i]). Walt soon realized the potential for Flower went way beyond merely plugging his own company’s movies and Mickey Mouse watches.

He quickly called a meeting of leaders of the original 33 corporate sponsors who helped finance Disneyland’s construction (known today as Club 33, the exclusive club and secret society whose headquarters is located within the park). Walt revealed Flower to his audience and announced an offer: in exchange for obscene amounts of cash, the companies could use Flower to insert their own subliminal marketing messages inside any of Disneyland’s rides. However, if they ever revealed the existence of Flower to anyone outside of the meeting, they would “disappear” into the maze of tunnels beneath the park, undergo a lobotomy, and be forced to spend the rest of their lives roaming the park dressed in a Disney character costume. Realizing the incredible power of genuine subliminal messages, and fearing the horrific punishment for revealing the secret, the members of Club 33 swore an oath to protect Flower with their lives.

The first ride equipped with Flower was It’s a Small World. The ride’s sponsor, Bank of America, saw its earnings spike as millions of Small World riders unwittingly absorbed 14 minutes of subliminal marketing from the bank — but the only thing they consciously remembered was that it’s a world of laughter and a world of tears. The technology was particularly effective when matched with memorable music, so Disney quickly added it to rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean and the Haunted Mansion. With the company logos plainly visible from the ride queue, no one suspected that their sudden urges to open checking accounts or buy airline tickets were caused by nefarious means. Club 33 members saw their company earnings skyrocket, and Walt became wealthy beyond his wildest dreams.

Of course, Disney feared that the government would somehow learn of Flower and bring the company to its knees. On his death bed, Walt instructed his Imagineering co-inventors to ensure that members of Club 33 would fill positions at the highest levels of government — especially the Federal Trade Commission, whose leaders have been hand-picked by the Club for over 40 years.

Until now, the existence of Flower has never been revealed, thanks to the shadowy efforts of Club 33. I fear for my life in divulging these secrets, but the truth must be told. So the next time you get on a Disney ride, remember: it’s not just an annoying song that’s getting stuck in your head!

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